Lying Presidents

One often hears criticisms of the President and all Presidents that he and they are liars. I say that I don't mind if a President lies. All human beings are liars.

What I want is a President who lies to the right people. Lie, lie and lie again. To the banker who wants a bailout, to the businessman who wants a subsidy, to the general or more likely the Pentagon paper pusher who wants a war, to the foreign dictator who wants a slush fund or uses your past to blackmail you, to the foreign enemy who has feigned friendship for 22 years but actually wants to turn your cities into glass, to the Saudi Prince who wants his cut, to the Senator who wants to sell out his or her state for a favor, to the corporation that gives a "contribution" for "considerations", to all these rat bastards.....lie, lie lie lie lie and lie some more.

And then turn on them and smash them to pieces, destroy them, hunt them down and slash their throats. (after a fair trial of course :) And then tell the truth to the American people about what you did and why you did it.